The Best Man's Speech

How About Quick and Simple:

May your refrigerator always be filled with Budweiser, and May all of your ups and down’s be under the covers.

 

May you grow old together on one pillow.

 

May you be friends to each other as only lovers can; and may you love each other as only best friends can.

 

May you live each day like your last, and live each night like your first.

 

As you slide down the banister of life, may all the splinters be in your

direction!!!

 

May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever!

 

May you have love, health & wealth; but most importantly, may you have the time to enjoy them all.

 

Let your love endure beyond the last sunset.

 

(Great for math teachers) May your love be added, may it never be subtracted, may your household multiply, and may your hearts never be divided!!

 

“Here’s to the prettiest, here’s to the wittiest, here’s to the truest of all who are true, here’s to the neatest one, here’s to the sweetest one, here’s to them in one – here’s to you!!!” (Groucho Marks).

 

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